Run For Your Life It's Poetry Time |
The BeamThis was/is really a song. The chorus popped into my head, and the lines basically were written straight through. I then fiddled with the whole thing a bit, and the result is thus.
Lock-picker knuckle-cracker you know we
Long dead lock-smith who can't see Hey! Hey! We can combat small green peas Hide the cans beneath the trees Hey! Hey! You can call it stupid - buuuut You can't tell what it might mean Lest you first remove the beam Heeeeeyyyyyyy! Tin foil buckle-maker won't you please Tilt the signet ten degrees Hey! Hey! It may not make sense to the Dollars and cents it has to be Hey! Hey! You may think it's stupid - buuuut You can't tell what it might mean Lest you first remove the beam Heeeeeyyyyyyy! Puppy dog sweater found at the scene All the prints have been wiped clean Hey! Hey! Find the ones up in the lead They've all got what you don't need Hey! Hey! Yes it does sound stupid - buuuut You can't tell what it might mean Lest you first remove the beam Heeeeeyyyyyyy! Heeeeeyyyyyyy! Heeeeeyyyyyyy! Hey! - Jeff Huber (1995) |