Shhhhhhhhh!

As they whined and moaned in fear
Well knowing that the fight was near
And recognizing that the fight
Would last much longer than a night
They pulled their cloak of "reason" out
And said "You should not scream and shout"

"You should not claim that we are wrong,"
"For you are weak and we are strong!"
"If you say one and one are two"
"We'll prove to others it's not true,"
"We'll show, when looked at properly,"
"That one and one are really three."

- Jeff Huber (1995)